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nine-twenty-eightHonors College One Changes Name; Maher Stranded Just hours before tonight's game, special editions have been released by both teams. On the Honor's College side, Adam 'Come on Tito' Reynolds has officially changed the team's name to the Flag Jihad. On the 1022 side, controversial cross country competitor Dan 'iel 'Maher will not be a facor toninte. For, his plane was struck by lightening and he will not be back to Tempe in time for the 8 pm gun.
nine-twenty-eightMessage Board Up Click on the Axl Rose photo to the right for complete axl-cess.
nine-twenty-sevenAsh vs Honors College One This Weekend Within days of finalizing a team roster, HC1 captain Adam 'Not Dunking' Reynolds has declared war on the Ash House. The event is scheduled to take place saturday at 8:00 pm. 1022 is expected to feild their entire team of six while the honors dorm seems to almost have a guaranteed ten men. When asked about their disadavantage in the numbers catergory, 1022 member David 'the anti-hippie' Hohman was enraged, "disadvantage? I dont see a disadvantage. I see an opportunity for us to increase our personal statistics as well as pulling down another win for the team. Besides, if we only had one member playing for us; [Jack Ryan] would dominate everyone."
nine-twenty-sixHonors College Announces Team Supreme Honors College Buff and BoxingMania Friend, Adam 'Walker' Reynolds, has declared an all-honors team to be competing in capture the flag.
When asked to comment on his teams odds as a late entry, Reynolds commented, "Based on all the matches the KKK has been backing out of, its hard to even tell we are a late entry.''
Walker was also questioned about their unheard of playing style, bar room brawl, and how they thought it could perform against such styles as Ninja and Backing out of a match right before its suppose to take place. "We picked BRB because it had the most math involved, errr, and , narrr, we love math. In doing so, er, we understood that, uh, it was a technically weak style," Reynolds continued, "but, its like this; we are the Zangiff to their M. Bisons and Ryu's, but you can still beat Street Fighter with Zangiff." Reynolds also noted that his was working on a top-secret, heat-seeking tennis ball that would be drawn to heat. A genius idea in Tempe, Arizona.
nine-nineteenKKK Leaves For Trip With Tail Between Legs In a display of cowardness that could only be compared to teammembers Jason, Heinrich and Chris (not to mention Chris' REL 321 test) not showing for Boxingmania competition, the KKK (0-2) pulled out of the first match ever in the final hour before the start. Head klanarchist Jason Levander commented that he had a test the following day so the team would not be available to play. They will then be going on some vacation some where to work on their chickening out skills.
1022 S Ash (1-0) was given the victory by forfeight and the KKK was given one loss for the match and a penalty loss for cancelling late.
nine-eighteenMatch-Up Numero Uno Tonight Finally, the season will begin. After weeks of lousy promotion and a single press conference, Season One: Death by Balls will be under way tonite. The teams will meet in person outside Hayden Library at 8 (possibly 9) pm. The Krazy Kitten Killers (0-0) are expected to show with four contestants while the team hailing (and wailing) from 1022 S. Ash is expected to field three to six men depending on start time. Niether team has yet relased their eight possible flag locations.
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nine-seventeen1022 Tells Pisel to Stick It Up His Ass The South Ash team has officially dropped interest in Derek 'Cow Penis' Pisel. After Jeff 'Shazbot' Dodge unvailed his new hat at the the West Laird House last Friday Night, a meeting of the members decided it was best to stick The Wiz with free agent status. He was promptly picked up by the KKK, as the first columbian member in the groups few week long history.
nine-elevenPisel Looking To Play For 1022 A meeting has been scheduled and an announcement expected by tomorrow in response to 1022 team member, Dan's statement that 'The wiz wants to join our team." Ash smart guy Jeff Dodge was sure to note that Derek does not live on Ash. However, critics have commented that Jeff may just be tryin to secure his spot as the black guy on the team. El Capitaan D. Hohman was overheard to say, "I for one, would like to have him if that other guy is too busy giving it to his girlfriend twice a day....damn, I hope Derek isn't gay.''
nine-elevenSeason One Play Begins Next WeekThe Arizona State University Capture the Flag at-night tournament(ASUCTFANOCT) season one: Death by Balls will begin league play late next week. Site coordinateur David Hohman has put together a map of acceptable flag placement areas that he hopes to scan and put on this site for reference.
The Thurs or Friday evening game will see the 1022 S. ASH HOUSE (0-0) face off against the Krazy Kitten Killers (0-0).
NineNineThe Forming of Teams Hath BegunThe first steps to our successful inaugural season hath come under way. With a team from South Ash Ave hailing as the primary threat in the league, teams are already forming in other off-campus homes as well as the dorms. Boxing Powerhouse, Brian 'With a Hat' Deignan is looking to be a force with teammate Jason 'Head' Levander and whatever team they put together. Other prospects include some freshman teams that are forming as well as much expectation from the Honors Dorms (because we all know honor students love this kinda crazy shit) with the expectation that they will have to defend their turf.
six-fifteenBuying out of Boxing Page in Works: Talks have been ongoing between Man0fSeas0ns.Tripod.Com owner, David Hohman, and our own GonnaGitYourKid.Tripod.Com
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