GonnaGitYourKid: Jeff, may we call you Jeff?
Jeff Dodge: I guess if you must. Everybody else calls me The Great Shazbot.
GG: Shazbot huh? That is an interesting name. What is that about?
JD: Dude, its all about me. I'm Shazbot. I mean, thats my website. So, its my name. Its cool. You wouldn't understand.
GG: You realize that what you said had no factual basis whatsoever.
JD: Yeah...
GG: It also says here that you are the sole propieter of some thirty websites. And they all seem to have 'dizzle' 'shizzle' 'forheazay' or 'bombdiddlesquat' in the title.
JD: Yeah, that's right. I keep forgetting the passwords though.
GG: I refuse to go any further in depth about this, I'm going to move on. I understand along with being a PAC-10 track athete and Capture the Flagger, you are pretty big on the flag football scene.
JD: OH! WEEELLLL, it seems that someone's understanding is off now isn't it? HMMMM?
GG: So, you don't play flag football?
JD: Ah Sooo...I do not play football, we couldn't get in the damn night I wanted.
GG: Super. Why don't you just tell us a little about yourself.
JD: OHH! Well I guess it isn't on your little paper there then is it? I will be glad ot offer up this information...for a price.
GG: Please don't tell me this is how the family fortune accumulated.
JD: Yes! I belive a single sandwich will be an acceptable trade for my knowledge.
GG: It isn't even worth a sandwich to me.
JD: Well, then it seems our conversation has lasted beyond the time is was meant to exist, such as the indians tyrannical rule over our fine land here some one-hundred and fifty-some-odd years ago. HMMMM?.
GG: Whatever, I'll just put that quote in place of your bio
JD: Oh you like that quote! How about this one? Like, 'I used to have a scooter but Indians are Indian Givers.' or, huh huh. like, you guys hate the french at your site, right?
GG: Thanks Jeff. But we are out of here now.
JD: What about, 'Who the hell eats crumpets?' or 'redcoats? seems more like pink vaginas!'
GG: Stop following me.
