Arizona State Capture The Flag At Night On Campus Tournament: Season One
Austin Joel Flom

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We met with Austin Joel Flom at his residence during the school year, in Tempe, AZ. He introduced himself wearing only a Sun Devil stocking cap and a pair of shorts.We interviewed him in his large room that included a fireplace. One peculiar sight was the stock of candy machines Austin keeps in his quarters. Nonetheless, Austin cleared us a spot on the reclining couch and preoccupied himself with his computer while we interviewed him. 

GonnaGitYourKid- Austin, may I call you that?
 
Austin Joel Flom- NO! But you may get a spoon!
 
GG-A spoon? Why would I get a spoon?
 
AJ- So you can EAT MY ASS!!
 
GG- Alright AJ,so I understand you are playing for the 1022 House because you are currently ineligable for D-I athletics. Is this true?
 
AJ- Like all things, this story is full of half-truths and bulls shit. You see, these are two unrelated things. Look at Jeff. He's doing both and there is no problems. Second, I play for the 10 2 2 because they're the the greatest team in the league and, in my living here, I feel a unique bond to this flag-club.
 
GG- And around here, I see you are "Super" AJ. How did this come to precede your birthname?
 
AJ- Well, in high school, at single-team sectionals, in the 4x800 I ran down a kid who had a 16 second lead on me in only 600 meters. As you could believe, it really kicked some ass.....so, here I am.
 
GG- Wow.
 
AJ- What? Huh?
 
GG- I said 'Wow'
 
AJ- Funny. 'Cause I said go to Jack in the Box and get me a Jumbo Jack, some Taquitos and a sprite, bitch!
 
GG- Ok, maybe we need to just get a little personal bio on you.
 
AJ- I'm 19. I run SuperAJ.Com and have been recently featured on ChelleCam. I have no major and drive a conversion van without a ladder. I wear the same cap all the time and listen to music that has been underground so long, the artists have been dead for centuries. 
 
GG- Uh huh, mmkay. Well, I think we're about out of time so why don't you tell us what's in store for you in the near future?
 
AJ- Well, I am hoping to get me something to drink the very near future. Then I'm seeing myself taking a nap and you getting the hell out of my room. So get the hell out of my room.