Arizona State Capture The Flag At Night On Campus Tournament: Season One
Stop! Bryon Horton Time!

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Read his VIP interview from 10/13 here

We met with Horton in his room at his Ash residence. Tucked away in the front corner of the house, his room is probably the most colourful and least window covered. He was probably the most polite person in the house. I sat on his chest while he 'kicked back' in his bed for the interview.
 

GonnaGitYourKid- Bryon, may I call you Bryon?
 
Bryon Horton- Finally! Anything is better than fucking Lost Boy. Everyone around here calls me Lost Boy.
 
GG- So, all your friends call you Lost Boy?
 
Lost Boy- I don't like it though!...You know what I don't care.
 
GG- Alright then; getting down to buissness, what are your thoughts on this upcoming season at hand?
 
LB- You're putting my name down as Lost Boy aren't you?! Bryon! That's my name! Put it like that!
 
GG- Ok, ok, sorry.
 
LB- You're still doing it! Stop it!
 
GG- Doing what?
 
BH- Putting my name as...oh, that's better. Anyways, I think this team has some real potential. We aren't as numerous as I would like, LB- but I think with time we will develop into a force.
 
GG- Alright, and where will most of your tactics be coming from?
 
BH- You just changed over!...Don't give me that look! I saw it! Leave it at BH! Bryon Horton! BH...good? Good!
 
GG- So, you're making up most of the tactics?
 
BH- What? No, of course we leave that up to the greats.
 
GG- Oh yeah? You guys study a lot of Robert E. Lee, Napolean, and Ceasar?
 
BH- You're so stupid. Clancy....WHAT! I'M IN HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?...  ...  ... Jeeze.
 
GG- Alright. Well, if I could just get a little background, I will be out of your way and let you get back to your studies here.
 
BH- Oh. There is not much to tell. I'm a pre-buissness major. I enjoy snuggling and ultimate frisbee. I am searching for a Libra or Sagittarius to spend some good time with. I am quite the cameraman and I excel at home audio. I think it is also important to note that I work at Performance LB-Footware and...HEY! THAT'S IT! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!